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Inner monologue upon finding an unfamiliar pink pill on the bathroom floor

June 18, 2022June 14, 2022

Oh my god. What is this? OH MY GOD?!?!? Who is taking pills? I will not survive these high school years, I won’t. What is it, speed, painkiller, what? I’ve never taken anything that looks like that. What am I going to do? I need to sell this house and homeschool these kids in Idaho…

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I saw her standing there by the Splenda and cream

June 16, 2022June 14, 2022

Today I was sitting at a cafe killing an odd hour between appointments with a little chai, a little sunshine and a little pen and paper. A couple in their late 40s sat near me. They looked okay, a little country, both on the sandy/red-haired side, both in khakis–him in cowboy boots and her in…

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Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Advertising

June 14, 2022June 14, 2022

I love a dirty romp with a talented girl just as much as anyone, but really, paying for it while you are in office? I think you should resign, and take Hillary with you for two major reasons. You have no business running a state when you are so careless with your own thousands of…

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