Friday afternoon: this is the important decision point of your week. It is the time that you ask yourself: how is the weekend looking for my booty?
One way or the other, the weekend is about the booty. Are you going to shake your booty, sit on your booty, work your booty off, get your booty off, feed the booty, be bootylicious, be or find a booty man, pull booty duty, make a booty call, bump booties or soak the booty?
If you are a mother, your children may try to control every aspect of your weekend with their needs and demands, but you have the right to your own booty time, too. Don’t abdicate control of the booty!
Never forget the BOOTY PRINCIPLE:
What you do with the booty, so goes your life.
Booties are an amazingly diverse tool, so make your booty plans wisely. You only got one booty, baby. This is not a booty rehearsal!